Jump Versi Asli

Versi Titanic
You Jump I jump

Versi ngajak-ngajak
I want to jump...anybody else want to jump?

Versi pemimpin
I jump...all of you jump after me!

Versi pengikut
We will jump after you jump

Versi penakut
You jump...tell me if it is ok, then I jump

Versi ogah-ogahan
I've already jumped last time, now it is your turn to jump

Versi iklan
You should jump because every celebrities and famous people jump

Versi programmer
If ( you.jump( ) ) then ( I.jump ( ) )

Versi logika implikasi
If you jump then I jump that means if you don't jump I might still jump
YA WRONG THOOOOOOHHH

Versi Max
You jump...hmmmmm I jump deh

Versi nggak percayaan
You jump...are you sure? no kidding? promise?

Versi penjudi
We'll throw a coin, if it is head I jump, if it is tail you jump

Versi Tarzan baru kenal Jane
"You Jump, Me Tarzan."

Versi Forest Gump
"My name is Jump, Forest Jump."

Versi film Catatan Si Boy
'Kamu ke-jump banget, Boy!"

Versi 007
"My name Bond, Jump's Bond."

Versi Waktu
Jump sabaraha?" "Jump 10 kurang 5."

Versi Buah-buahan
Jump-bu monyet,
jump-bu klutuk
jump-bu batu
jump-bu air
dan jump-bu - jump-bu lainnya tak iye

Versi Betawi
Ini die Abang...Jump-pang!

Versi korban tindak kekerasan
Toolloooooooooooooooooooongng......jump-bret !!!!

Versi Dukun Pelet
Nih gua kasih jumpe-jumpe, biar die tergile-gile ame elu

Versi Ayu Gendong
Jump-u,Mas...kuat lelaki apa kuat makan...?

Versi Pedagang Kaki Lima
Di jump-in nggak luntur...luntur nggak dijump-in !!!
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